In a fit of boredom, I asked for single-word submissions for haiku ideas.  These are the results:

Clouds
In the plane she said,
“When do we get smaller and
will I see Heaven?”

Sonic
Not the hedgehog or
the Doctor’s screwdriver but
hearing the stars weep.

Taxidermy
Fill them with saw dust
because we imagine them
empty already.

Butts
“What’s a butt for?” he
asked on their date. She replied,
“Pooping or fucking.”

Rain
I’d prefer a reign
instead of this downpouring
of my uselessness.

Pentagrams
Those five stars are for
Venus as she traverses
Satan’s fucking heart.

Vagina
If dentata was
really real, what do you think
we’d call their braces?